Final Figma review til Archer! Figma Haruhi Suzumiya 002 and Figma Kyon 004

   I'm pretty burned out on Figmas, unlike Revoltechs or Figuarts, they don't vary much in quality or sculpt. They're all decent representations of their source material with a stand, an extra face or two, and a bunch of hands, sometimes an extra pair of shoes. It's harder for me to write about something like that. So without further ado, here's what will most likely be my last Figma review, unless someone chucks one at my head, and forces me to talk about it at gunpoint.

   First up is the titular Haruhi Suzumiya, from The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya. An average girl who wants a life that is anything but average she forms a club with Kyon looking for adventures and aliens, espers, and time travelers. She' a cutie, which is why she gets a way with it. She's kind of a bitch too.

Don't let the smile fool you, she'll cut off your junk.

  Haruhi is the second Figma made, the first being Yuki Nagato, from the same series. Still, it's not much different that later releases. Great articulation sculpt, and the stand I oh so appreciate. Even with the same hand tree! She comes with indoor shoes for those of you with a shoe fetish, and a speaker cone from her movie director days. She has an extra arm band, which I'd guess says director.

Bitch please, we can do better.

Yep, what can I say about this ? Words word words.

What has science done ?

  This is the quintessential figure for those of you who want to hot glue Haruhi, great figure, captures her kawainess, and charm. Still, it is kind of generic now that I'm attempting to describe it. I also bought this figure for Aya Hirano to sign. I do love Haruhi's novels, I gotta get on reading them soon. Any case number wise this fig gets a 7/10. It gets a bonus point for being early in the line's history. Stop! Kyon time!

  After rambling about generic school girl, generic school boy is a bit rarer, in fact I can only offhandedly name Kyon and Itsuki as the only male school boy Figmas. Guess they aren't so generic after all! Kyon looks quite dapper in his blazer, and the face mimics his deadpan expression perfectly. Well done Max Factory.

  Includes camera hand from that time he made a porno with Haruhi, extra shoes, and the standard extra hands and face. What, you don't remember the porno he made with Haruhi ? Lucky for you I was a camera man on set. Here's a still from the hatefucking:

SATAN GUIDE MY COCK! (clothes don't stop Kyon!)

   Hot, try not to fap too hard. Anyway Kyon is awesome, and he even includes the hands to do Solar Flare! He must know Tien!

   Still Kyon is one of my top ten favorite characters. I love this guy, and so should you!

He clearly used Solar Flare on himself! He'll perfect it someday!

I give Figma Kyon a 7/10.


Next toys i ramble about will most likely be SAS Jotaro Kujo, and SAS Dio Brando. Or Figuarts Trunks and Vegeta. Maybe both, depends on how I feel yo.