Monday, November 11, 2013

Is this another food review blog ? Oh snap yes it is! Chirtmas Crunch and Dino Nugget Substitutes!

    Sometimes the store is out of Dino Nuggets; I know, perish the thought! A fate worse than death! But, unforseen things can arise, and sometimes you have to take what you can get. Especially if you didn't pay for it.
   These both fall under the same maker; Kirkwood and they both have the subtitle snack time chicken, so one would gather they are the same food, just in different shapes. WRONG! One is clearly superior. But which one ? Read on!

  The answer is the popcorn chicken! It has a less breaded taste, and a bit of spice to it, the meat is even more chewy. The Chicken rings are less superior. They leave a grease puddle when cooked, and taste like stale bread. But there is the most important factor- how do they taste with Buffalo sauce ?
   The rings adsorb it better, but  they taste like stale bread, with a hint of buffalo. The popcorn chicken does not fuse as well, but the spices compliment the buffalo sauce. Yum!

Chicken rings-5/10
Chicken rings with Buffalo- 6/10
Popcorn Chicken- 7/10
Popcorn Chicken with Buffalo- 8.5/10

    Now lets roll on this blog with some holiday cheer! Giant eagle stocked it early, so it's time for some Christmas Crunch! Oh yeah!

   Does anything fill your heart with more Christmas joy than the sight of Captain Crunch dressed as Santa pimping out Christmas shaped Crunch Berries exploding out of a gift box instead of a bowl ? You are an inhuman monster if so. So is this just a pretty makeover for the most consumerist holiday in the world ? Yes! But Captain Crunch is delicious, and the crunch berries so pretty you'll forgive it.
   It has the usual taste of sugar and sand paper, which is of course delicious. It will cut your mouth, and leave to unsatisfied, but what more could you expect from a box of cereal with a cartoon on it ?

Christmas Crunch-8/10



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