Saturday, August 31, 2013

My gym membership includes free blow jobs

I have a fun story for you! Today while I was getting my lift on, some black chick was staring at me. She asked me if I needed a spotter, and when I refused, she asked if she could watch me workout. Then she starts talking to me, and after bsing a bit, she tells me she makes porn videos. I poker faced that shit like a champ, and tried to find out more. She eventually told me that she has sex for money, and that she started when she was 17. Then she starts asking me when the last time I had sex was, and asking me what I was doing afterwards. She told me she lived down the street, and lived alone.She said she didn't even want money from me. What a flatterer!   I kept playing dumb to pull out more hilarious information. The last piece of the puzzle was that she works at the Wal-Mart in mentor. It all made sense then. Unfortunately, she wouldn't tell me how many guys she slept with. I left and told her Id see her around, aka avoid her like the plague from now on. What a story Mark!